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Nude calendar in aid of economy to feature Taoiseach and Cabinet

Plans are at an advanced stage for the Taoiseach and members of the Cabinet to pose nude for a fund-raising calendar in aid of the economy. (more)

Exclusive: Secret of Irish politics revealed to The Mire

Following late night sessions at the MacGill summer school The Mire has been able to shed light on a mystery that has confounded political analysts for generations. (more)

Zimmer frame carnage as elderly wealthy shop for their country

Discount supermarkets, pub and hotels were overrun this morning as a patriotic fervour of spending swept the nation. (more)

Thousands forced to emigrate to avoid suffering from Brain Drain

The Mire has been inundated with calls from readers who fear they may be suffering from Brain Drain. (more)

New political party to reinstate lavish expenses for good of nation

Senior members of Fianna Fáil  are considering forming a new political party to reinstate lavish unvouched expenses for the good of the country. (more)

Women priests out of the question but are atheist priests the answer?

The Catholic Church may recruit atheist priests if vocations continue to fall, The Mire has learned. (more)

Callely source speaks out about appalling conditions on Gravy Train

A source close to Ivor Callely has spoken out about the appalling conditions the disgraced Senator had to endure aboard the Gravy Train. (more)