In what could be a defining moment in the Lisbon referendum’s destiny Taoiseach Brian Cowen has revealed that rolling dates will be set aside for future Lisbon Treaty referenda if we fail to vote in favour of Lisbon on October 2nd.
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Monthly Archives: September 2009
Fear of rolling referenda may prompt surge in yes vote
Patients prepared to die rather than risk even routine surgery
Almost 9,000 patients – many of whom are critically ill – have cancelled operations in the first six months of the year rather than risk botched surgery carried out by consultants who come from the same gene pool as the country’s bankers and other professionals.
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Sinn Fein may trade Yes vote for return of anti-tank missiles
In a significant boost to the pro-Lisbon Treaty side The Mire can reveal that Sinn Fein is considering a u-turn on its No to Lisbon stance if the Independent International Commission on Decommissioning gives the IRA back its anti-tank missiles.
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Coughlan ‘completely devastated’ by Cowen’s confidence in her
In a clear signal that he has no confidence in Tanaiste Mary Coughlan, Taoiseach Brian Cowen has stated that he has full confidence in her. Devastatingly Mr Cowen described Ms Coughlan as an “excellent Minister, hard-working and a very good member of Cabinet”.
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Expert recommends botox to tone down Calamity Coughlan
An expert on Tourette’s syndrome has told The Mire that the Tanaiste and Minister for Enterprise, Trade and Employment, Mary Coughlan, may suffer from coprolalia and, therefore, cannot help making a complete tit of herself on occasion.
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Mireland’s Carbon Arseprint causing climate change – Obama
The increased flatulence of impoverished Mirish people eating cheap food is causing a rapid acceleration in global climate change, President Barack Obama told 190 heads of state and government who convened at the United Nations on the eve of the opening of the General Assembly on Climate Change.
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Voice in Enda Kenny’s head escapes during interview – seeks asylum
In an extraordinary encounter with the Fine Gael leader and Taoiseach in waiting Enda Kenny, The Mire has learned that the voices in Mr Kenny’s head were deeply traumatised by the experience but have managed to escape.
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Kenny has ‘frank relationship’ with voices in his head
Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny has launched a stinging attack on Taoiseach Brian Cowen for failing to listen to the voices in his head.
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Taoiseach not drinking enough say sources in his head
In an unprecedented exclusive sources inside the Taoiseach’s head have revealed that, contrary to media speculation, Brian Cowen is not drinking nearly enough.
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Professionals in McJobs lowering fast food standards
An action group representing all the major players in the fast food industry is calling a special two-day conference to deal with the problems posed to service standards by employing former solicitors, architects and other professionals in fast food restaurants.
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