Nigella Lawson’s remarkable transformation into stand-up comedian Russell Brand has been voted the most amazing event of the noughties by readers of The Mire.
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Monthly Archives: December 2009
Nigella becoming Russell Brand ‘most amazing event of noughties’
Winner of €2 scratchcard says he won’t quit his job
The National Lottery has announced that a man who won a €2 scratchcard on the mid-week Lotto last October collected his winnings yesterday just hours before the deadline.
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You have to be mad to stay in a psychiatric ward, report finds
An indepth report by the state’s mental health inspectors has found that you would have to be completely mad to stay in many of the country’s psychiatric wards.
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The Mire reflects on a pig’s mickey of a year – twisted and crooked
It was a year that began with a visit from several British MPs to Dail Eireann to study the mystifying way in which our TDs resisted resigning.
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Burglars recommend sensor lights as present for someone you love
Numerous burglars have written to The Mire this week with the suggestion that people buy sensor lights for someone they love this Christmas.
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Gardai say no evidence Guinness fire was started by FAI
Gardai have said there is no evidence to support the allegation that yesterday’s fire at the Guinness brewery was started by senior figures in the FAI.
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RTE to embrace recession to maintain licence fee revenues
RTE is to be at the centre of a new austerity drive in 2010 that will see the national broadcaster transmit all of its programmes in black and white.
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Wider community fears menace of bored, bitter ex-bishops
The pope yesterday spontaneously accepted Bishop Donal Murray’s spontaneous resignation shortly after Bishop Murray received the pope’s orders to resign.
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Fuck you is fine, Gogarty’s error was to say “sincerity” in Dail
The office of the Ceann Comhairle Seamus Kirk has revealed that there was a complete misunderstanding over the use of unparliamentary language in the Dail by Green Party TD Paul Gogarty last week.
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Shoplifters face worst ever Christmas as staff rob everything
The Mire has been inundated with calls from desperate shoplifters who fear they are going to suffer their worst ever Christmas as shop staff are robbing everything before they open.
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