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Monthly Archives: January 2010

Gardai upset that ‘leaving no stone unturned’ doesn’t solve crimes

January 12, 2010

A two-year long study of Garda crime investigation practices has come to the shocking conclusion that leaving no stone unturned does not actually solve crimes.
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Over half CBB contestants are probably not biodegradable

January 11, 2010

Over half the contestants in Celebrity Big Brother are probably not biodegradable, according to a source in one of the country’s top funeral homes.
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Gormley urges use of high salt foods to de-ice roads and paths

January 8, 2010

Environment Minister John Gormley has encouraged people stranded by the Arctic conditions to throw snack foods in front of them until they reach a safe haven.
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Free sunbed sessions for the unemployed a ‘cynical ploy’

January 7, 2010

A Fine Gael spokesman this morning condemned the Govenment for “the cynical ploy” of offering free sunbed sessions to the unemployed.
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State papers reveal Easter Rising was a very British plot

January 6, 2010

According to state papers released by the British Government the Easter Rising of 1916 and the War of Independence were planned by senior figures in the British government.
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New era dawns as banks refer to customers as victims

January 5, 2010

The Mire has learned that the interim financial watchdog is to reform the language of banking as an initial step in trying to change the behaviour of banks.
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Van Morrison denies affair with Tiger, also denies knowing himself

January 4, 2010

The Mire is able to reveal that there is still considerable confusion as to whether Tiger Woods and Van Morrison had a baby together over Christmas.
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