The latest wave of satellite navigation systems which will be unveiled in Barcelona today can form relationships with drivers and interact directly with them.
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Monthly Archives: February 2010
Parents urged to ridicule fat kids in battle against obesity
A multi-million euro initiative aimed at tackling obesity in children has recommended that parents and teachers publicly ridicule fat kids for their own good.
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Dublin mayor to get prime begging position on O’Connell Bridge
The directly-elected mayor of Dublin will have exclusive rights to a prime begging position on O’Connell Bridge, according to draft legislation published today.
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Length of piece of string inquiry confounded by lack of string
The cross-party committee charged with resolving the age-old question about the length of a piece of string does not have a piece of string to work with, The Mire has learned.
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Chelsea players have sex with local woman while celebrating goal
A local Wolverhampton woman has said she felt used after several Chelsea players had sex with her while celebrating Didier Drogba’s second goal against Wolverhampton Wanderers at Molineux on Saturday.
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All eyes on Tiger as he appears in public without shagging anyone
All eyes will be on Florida at 4pm today when Tiger Woods is to attempt to appear in public for up to 20 minutes without shagging anyone.
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Drug dealers relieved as community protests against head shops
Hard drug dealers, the vulnerable victims of the head shop revolution, finally received support from the wider community, as hundreds of people took to the streets of Castlebar calling for head shops to be closed.
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Besotted Coughlan loves watching O’Leary disappear up his own arse
Tanaiste Mary Coughlan has become completely besotted with Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary and has told staff to clear her diary so that she can spend more time with him.
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O’Dea may claim Dail privilege on sworn statement which was not true
The Mire understands that Defence Minister Willie O’Dea may claim he was in the Dail chamber when he gave a sworn statement which he later accepted was not true.
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Elderly choose to live on trains rather than face abusive carers
The Mire has learned that many elderly people are choosing to live out their days in makeshift camps on Iarnrod Eireann trains rather than risk suffering abuse at the hands of carers and family members.
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