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Monthly Archives: March 2010

HSE urges parents to lie to wean children off trusting relationships

March 30, 2010

Parents here don’t lie to children often enough and encourage them to have unrealistic and unhealthy expectations in life, according to a Health Service Executive (HSE) report.
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Aid agencies arrive in Limerick for national binge drinking disaster

March 29, 2010

Humanitarian aid workers and emergency services have begun to arrive in Limerick to prepare for the fallout from the national drinking binge due to take place on Good Friday.
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Taoiseach personally devastated at failure of coup against him

March 26, 2010

Taoiseach Brian Cowen is understood to be personally devastated and inconsolable after the failure of an attempted coup against him.
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Officials set out to discover whether Fás really exists

March 25, 2010

In a modern day equivalent to the search for the holy grail an elite group of civil servants across three government departments have been asked to unravel the mystery that is Fás.
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Education officials confident SNA’s can help Coughlan with outbursts

March 24, 2010

Department of Education and Skills officials are confident their special needs assistants will be able to work with incoming Minister Mary Coughlan on her behaviour issues.
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Relief as Mossad offers to help clear passport applications backlog

March 23, 2010

The Israeli embassy in Dublin has offered to clear the backlog of 40,000 passport applications caused by ongoing industrial action by CPSU members at the passport office in Molesworth Street.
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Enda Kenny to whisper sweet nothings while riding you bareback

March 22, 2010

An Enda Kenny-led government will whisper sweet nothings in your ear while riding you bareback, a Fine Gael party conference in Killarney was told.
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Broadcasters ban vagina to help Tiger Woods fight sex addiction

March 19, 2010

The decision by television stations in the United States not to broadcast tampon adverts with the word vagina in them was intended to help Tiger Woods in his battle with sex addiction, The Mire has learned.
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Church denies St Patrick enlisted snakes as priests and bishops

March 18, 2010

Catholic church sources have angrily denied suggestions that St Patrick enlisted snakes into the church as priests and bishops rather than banishing them.
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Govt to reform Tanaiste’s role as not possible to reform Tanaiste

March 16, 2010

The Government is planning to completely reform Tanaiste Mary Coughlan’s department in next week’s reshuffle after concluding that the Tanaiste herself is beyond reform.
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