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Monthly Archives: April 2010

Govt praises Prime Time for showing Ministers in positive light

April 30, 2010

There have been jubilant scenes in Government buildings since the airing of an RTE Prime Time programme last night on Ministers allocating public funds to their own constituencies.
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Susan Boyle livid as Brown courts Rochdale pensioner

April 29, 2010

Rumours circulating in Westminster suggest that British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has fallen out with his chief political aide Susan Boyle over his run in with pensioner Gillian Duffy in Rochdale yesterday.
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End of days heralded as politicians abandon self-interest

April 28, 2010

There are fears for the very fabric of society today as the nation struggles to accept that the political classes have abandoned self-interest.
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Bertie prepared to accept Máire Geoghegan-Quinn pension

April 27, 2010

Former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern might be prepared to accept Máire Geoghegan-Quinn’s pension if there are constitutional difficulties in the State receiving it.
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MABS warns against answering door as Cowen collects for Greece

April 26, 2010

The Money Advice and Budgeting Service has advised homeowners not to answer the door this week as Taoiseach Brian Cowen and his colleagues  try to raise funds for Greece.
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Uproar as GAA seeks to phase out great tradition of assaulting referees

April 23, 2010

There has been uproar in many quarters following suggestions that the GAA may phase out the time-honoured tradition of assaulting referees.
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President to host reception to celebrate binge drinking success

April 22, 2010

President Mary McAleese is to host a reception for the country’s binge drinkers in honour of their achievement in being named the EU’s top binge drinkers.
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Second coming of Jesus Christ confirmed for Lissadell House

April 21, 2010

Despite suggestions to the contrary, The Mire can confirm that the second coming of Jesus Christ will go ahead as scheduled at Lissadell House, Sligo, this summer.
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Flights may resume to quell unrest fears over shortage of cheap tat

April 20, 2010

An imminent global shortage of over-priced cheap tat may lead to a resumption of flights despite safety concerns over volcanic ash.
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Disused shopping trolleys greater threat to flights than volcanic ash

April 19, 2010

A test flight from London Heathrow to Dublin has found that volcanic ash is the least of the problems facing planes in Irish air space.
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