The Dáil committee responsible for volcanic ash continued to draw allowances and expenses despite not meeting for several centuries, The Mire has learned.
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Monthly Archives: April 2010
Volcanic ash Dáil committee drew allowances but never met
Bankers homes not fit for social housing purposes
A plan to seize the luxury homes of bankers and developers and give them to people on the housing waiting list has been shelved as the homes don’t meet minimum standards requirements.
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Electric cars to be fitted with fixed stand recharging bicycles
Energetic Energy Minister Eamon Ryan has responded quickly to suggestions that the electric car will only get you halfway to wherever you want to be.
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People driving five miles less per week disappear without a trace
An attempt to cut CO2 emmissions by getting people to drive five miles less per week has been shelved after most participants in a pilot study failed to turn up to work.
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Growing teacher indiscipline in schools blamed on recession
Cutbacks and the recession are causing growing indiscipline in schools as teachers vent their frustration by acting up and showing off in the classroom.
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Anger everywhere as Financial Regulator regulates unashamedly
Further angry scenes countrywide are expected today as outraged citizens continue to react to barefaced, blatant and provocative regulating by the Financial Regulator.
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Confusion as Augusta holes cemented so as not to tempt Tiger
There was widespread confusion at Augusta National today after the holes on the course were filled in with quick-drying cement to stop Tiger Woods having sex with them.
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Scientific breakthrough as zombies show they care for each other
International scientists were today re-evaluating the characteristics of zombies after it emerged during Easter week that the undead are capable of forming caring relationships.
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