The Mire

Senior members of the Government are outraged at the VHI’s plan to increase premiums as they feel it is targeted at them.
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A language school is offering to translate all Irish Independent articles into Polish to see what they are about.
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There has been widespread confusion across all government departments this morning after officials were instructed to change  their passwords.
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The Government has accused those calling for a referendum on Europe’s new fiscal treaty of lacking testosterone.
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A controversial exhibition is expected to show the Irish people what will be left of them when they have finished paying off Anglo Irish Bank’s debts.
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In a move that could eliminate hospital waiting lists the HSE is considering offering patients redundancy payments instead of treatment.
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Taoiseach Enda Kenny shocked the people of Ireland yesterday by revealing that he is Enda Kenny.
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The Government’s response to DDOS attacks on government websites could prompt a surge in the Irish happiness index.
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The Mire has written to customers of the Central Bank recommending they cease doing business with it and consider contacting the Garda.
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Fears are growing that the Government could take the drastic step of placing the internet in HSE care in order to control it.
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