There have been calls for the Murder for Hire industry to be regulated after a man allegedly trying to hire a hitman inadvertently hired a garda instead.
“This is a farce,” a hitman who did not wish to be named said. “The last thing you want to find when you’re looking for a hitman is a garda.”
“Sure most of them aren’t even armed.”
“The industry needs regulating,” a potential customer said. “I know a lot of people who would hire hitmen, or hitwomen, if there was a reliable way to do so.”