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Economy

Scientists close to establishing existence of Europe

December 14, 2011

Scientists in the European Central Bank are tantalisingly close to establishing whether or not Europe exists.
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Stealing coal from poor kids this Christmas. Ho! Ho! Ho!

December 6, 2011
Stealing coal from poor kids this Christmas. Ho! Ho! Ho!


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Experts insist HSE could not make euro zone crisis worse

November 30, 2011

A panel of experts has made the incredible finding that management of the euro zone crisis would be no worse if the HSE was in charge.
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Call transcript reveals Noonan’s concerns ahead of meeting

November 29, 2011

This may not a transcript of a phone call between Finance Minister Michael Noonan and a senior civil servant about tonight’s meeting of finance ministers in Brussels.
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Proud moment as Ireland expects to spend most German money

November 28, 2011

Irish people are expected to spend more German money Christmas shopping online today than any other nationality, according to a Mire survey.
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Emigrants advised to send aid home early for Christmas

November 25, 2011

The Government has reminded emigrants that they only have a few days left to send much needed staples home to their relatives.
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Finance Dept in disarray as Minister only speaks German

November 22, 2011

There is widespread confusion and consternation in the Department of Finance as Minister Michael Noonan will only communicate in German.
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ECB won’t replace new Spanish government immediately

November 21, 2011

The European Central Bank has welcomed the election of a new Spanish government and said it won’t replace it for at least a week.
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Kenny and Merkel fail to discuss whether pizza is a vegetable

November 17, 2011

Taoiseach Enda Kenny has refused to confirm to The Mire that he and Angela Merkel did not even discuss whether pizza is a vegetable.
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Boom in sick leave expected to get boomier

November 16, 2011

Despite all the bleak news on the economy The Mire is delighted to report that sick leave is booming.
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