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The increased flatulence of impoverished Mirish people eating cheap food is causing a rapid acceleration in global climate change, President Barack Obama told 190 heads of state and government who convened at the United Nations on the eve of the opening of the General Assembly on Climate Change.
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The Health Service Executive (HSE) has rallied to the defence of obese, unfit people, in Dublin who have been availing of the Dublinbikes scheme only to abandon their bikes as soon as they come to an uphill stretch of road.
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The Health Service Executive (HSE) has bounced back from its disastrous attempt to hand health services over to Ryanair and announced a joint venture with Givenchy to produce WellBeing a perfume which it is hoped will completely eliminate the need for any form of health care.
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The Health Service Executive (HSE) is advising parents of children sent home from school with swine flu to keep their distance from their offspring no matter how attached to them they are.
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A report into the qualities of processed foods commonly available in shops and supermarkets has concluded that they do not provide any significant nutritional or health benefit that would not also be provided by eating the food’s packaging instead.
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Top civil servants in key Government departments are slowly coming to terms with the realisation that their political masters are on holiday and no longer need constant therapy, counselling and reassurance. The development has freed the mandarins to get back to running the country and they have already come up with some exciting solutions...
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Ryanair’s running of the health service is over less than one month after it begun. The airline had agreed to take over the role of the Health Service Executive (HSE) and outsource all treatment to Spain but sources say Ryanair bosses could not tolerate the number of disabled passengers they had to facilitate.
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The Irish people are now living longer than ever despite their best efforts. This unwarranted longevity is causing consternation in the Health Promotion department of the Health Service Executive (HSE) as staff there believe it is sending out the wrong message.
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The Mire can exclusively reveal that the Health Service Executive (HSE) is preparing to make a clean break with health care in order to concentrate on meaningless studies. Remarkably, we have discovered that Ryanair is to take over the health service and outsource all treatment to Spain. Patients will be able to avail of...
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