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		<title>Blatter accused of using blind referees for his own entertainment</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 08:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sepp Blatter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The President of Fifa, the governing body of football, has come under attack for cruelly exposing blind people to danger and mockery.
The International Council for the Blind (ICB) has accused Sepp Blatter of using blind people as referees and linesmen at the world cup in South Africa for his own entertainment.
&#8220;This is a cruel and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ryan to reveal plans for rugby to replace oval ball with round one</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 07:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Eamon Ryan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[oval ball]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Energetic Minister Eamon Ryan is expected to reveal plans for rugby to ditch the oval ball in favour of the round one later today.
In a move that may further anger IRFU officials, the Minister apparently plans sweeping changes to the game of rugby.
&#8220;He loves rugby,&#8221; a source said. &#8220;He just thinks it could be so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Uproar as GAA seeks to phase out great tradition of assaulting referees</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/uproar-as-gaa-seeks-to-phase-out-great-tradition-of-assaulting-referees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 07:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[assaulting referees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GAA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[high fielding]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There has been uproar in many quarters following suggestions that the GAA may phase out the time-honoured tradition of assaulting referees.
&#8220;Bad enough that you don&#8217;t see high fielding any more,&#8221; a former player said. &#8220;If they get rid of assaulting referees our games will be completely unrecognisable.&#8221;
&#8220;All the old skills are gone from the game [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confusion as Augusta holes cemented so as not to tempt Tiger</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/confusion-as-augusta-holes-cemented-so-as-not-to-tempt-tiger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/confusion-as-augusta-holes-cemented-so-as-not-to-tempt-tiger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Augusta National]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Masters tournament]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex addiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There was widespread confusion at Augusta National today after the holes on the course were filled in with quick-drying cement to stop Tiger Woods  having sex with them.
&#8220;This is ridiculous,&#8221; a golfer said. &#8220;We can&#8217;t play golf without golf holes.&#8221;
A source conceded that the absence of holes posed a problem for the Masters tournament. &#8220;It changes the game [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aid agencies arrive in Limerick for national binge drinking disaster</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/aid-agencies-arrive-in-limerick-for-national-drinking-binge-disaster/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/aid-agencies-arrive-in-limerick-for-national-drinking-binge-disaster/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Galway]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Iarnrod Eireann]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Magners league]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Munster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pub opening]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rugby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[train service]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Humanitarian aid workers and emergency services have begun to arrive in Limerick to prepare for the fallout from the national drinking binge due to take place on Good Friday.
Aid agencies with experience of hotspots such as Darfur say they are not sure what to expect when the entire population of the country starts drinking in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Broadcasters ban vagina to help Tiger Woods fight sex addiction</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/broadcasters-ban-vagina-to-help-tiger-woods-fight-sex-addiction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 07:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[broadcaster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Masters tournament]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex addiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tampon adverts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The decision by television stations in the United States not to broadcast tampon adverts with the word vagina in them was intended to help Tiger Woods in his battle with sex addiction, The Mire has learned.
&#8220;The simplest thing could trigger a relapse for Tiger,&#8221; a broadcaster said. &#8220;If he hears the word vagina in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chelsea players have sex with local woman while celebrating goal</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/chelsea-players-have-sex-with-local-woman-while-celebrating-goal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/chelsea-players-have-sex-with-local-woman-while-celebrating-goal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chelsea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lectern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wolverhampton]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A local Wolverhampton woman has said she felt used after several Chelsea players had sex with her while celebrating Didier Drogba&#8217;s second goal against Wolverhampton Wanderers at Molineux on Saturday.
The woman said she was washing dishes in her kitchen when Drogba scored. &#8220;The next thing I knew all these Chelsea players were giving me one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All eyes on Tiger as he appears in public without shagging anyone</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/all-eyes-on-tiger-as-he-appears-in-public-without-shagging-anyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:40:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ashley Cole]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charlie Bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Terry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willie O'Dea]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All eyes will be on Florida at 4pm today when Tiger Woods is to attempt to appear in public for up to 20 minutes without shagging anyone.
In what many regard as the greatest challenge of his career to date Woods will demonstrate his new-found sexual restraint in front of representatives of the world&#8217;s media.
Women of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Faithful woman denies sex romps with Terry,Tiger</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/faithful-woman-denounced-denies-sex-romps-with-terrytiger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/faithful-woman-denounced-denies-sex-romps-with-terrytiger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Terry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A Tullamore woman who insists she has never had sex with John Terry or Tiger Woods has been dismissed as a liar and a delusional fantasist with no grasp on reality.
The married woman from the faithful county maintains that she has no recollection of having a sexual relationship with either man. &#8220;It&#8217;s not the sort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Officials consider hiring on-course milfs to entice Tiger back to golf</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/officials-consider-hiring-milfs-to-entice-tiger-back-to-golf/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/officials-consider-hiring-milfs-to-entice-tiger-back-to-golf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 08:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Augusta National]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[golf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Masters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[milfs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Mire has learned that senior officials in professional golf  are considering hiring on-course milfs to entice Tiger Woods back to the professional game.

Golf has suffered a nose-dive in popularity since Tiger stepped back from the  game following revelations about extra-marital affairs. &#8220;Golf needs Tiger&#8230; if Tiger needs milfs we can get milfs,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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