UK

Labour Party here keen to host State funeral for Thatcher

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April 9, 2013

Senior members of the Labour Party here are believed to be planning a State funeral for Margaret Thatcher in a bid to boost their popularity.
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Great Irish hero Margaret Thatcher dies aged 87

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April 8, 2013

The death has taken place of Baroness Margaret Thatcher who, as prime minister, did all she could to further the cause of the provisional IRA.
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Noonan welcomes royal pregnancy despite surge in sick leave

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December 4, 2012

News of Kate Middleton’s pregnancy has caused a surge in absenteeism in Ireland.
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McGuinness endures gruelling training for Queen handshake

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June 27, 2012

Martin McGuinness has been grinding his right hand in buckets of sand and broken glass for a year in training for today’s meeting with Queen Elizabeth.
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UK Prime Minister Cameron feared lost on moral high ground

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June 22, 2012

Concern is mounting for UK Prime Minister David Cameron who may be lost on the moral high ground.
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Raunchy Rupert’s titillating tales

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April 26, 2012

Pouting media prince Rupert Murdoch revealed all to the Leveson Inquiry today.
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Facebook rioters may be victims of social media ‘witchcraft’

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August 17, 2011

People accused of using Facebook to incite riots in the UK may actually be victims of the sinister social network, The Mire has learned.
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Shock as social media admits responsibility for UK riots

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August 15, 2011

Scotland Yard sources have revealed to The Mire that Social Media has admitted responsibility for the UK riots.
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Our inquiry finds phone hackers had no sinister plan to tell the truth

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July 29, 2011

A Mire investigation into phone hacking at the News of the World and elsewhere has found that it did not involve a sinister plan to publish the truth.
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5 questions The Mire would have asked Cameron about Murdoch

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July 22, 2011

In an attempt to clarify the issues in the News of The World hacking scandal The Mire has listed five questions it would have asked UK Prime Minister David Cameron about Rupert Murdoch. We hope this is helpful.
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