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Confusion over confusion about referendums/referenda

October 28, 2011

The People In Charge are at a loss to explain why some of the electorate were confused by the two questions put to them in yesterday’s referendums/referenda.
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Floods just the start warn Attorney Generals of the Apocalypse

October 25, 2011

The Eight Attorney Generals of the Apocalypse have warned that yesterday’s floods mark only the beginning of their campaign against the referendum on judges’ pay.
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‘Satellite won’t survive landing on Irish public figures’ – NASA

September 23, 2011

NASA experts are concerned for the safety and well being of a disused satellite that could plummet to earth in Ireland today.
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‘Tinpan’ Bertie’s money magic to make Chinese boom boomier

September 19, 2011

Experts believe the Chinese economy is on the cusp of a miraculous boom after former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern visited there three times this year.
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Court told Dáil bar didn’t ask for ‘knickers for liquor’

September 15, 2011

The Dáil bar will be able to keep its licence after management insisted it didn’t run a “knickers for liquor” promotion.
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Dept may hire non-existent teachers to reduce sick leave

September 8, 2011

Department of Education officials are monitoring a Garda investigation into a secondary school which claimed money for a teacher who didn’t exist.
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No story as Mire staff scour Sligo for Gaddafi

August 25, 2011

There will be no Mire story today as all staff are scouring Sligo for Gaddafi (yes we know that is probably not how he spells it himself but remember he’s a nutter).
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Emotional scenes as households welcome repatriated waste

August 24, 2011

Emotional scenes are expected across the country this week as work begins on repatriating 10,000 tonnes of Irish household and commercial waste illegally dumped in Northern Ireland.
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Knowing the Govt is screwing you may be all the Education you need

August 18, 2011

Education Minister Ruairi Quinn may be able to scrap his own department after it emerged that being screwed by the Government is an education in itself.
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Anger and dismay as council attacks ancient urinating tradition

August 11, 2011

Failte Ireland and human rights groups have expressed concern that the ancient tradition of urinating in public  in Dublin is under theat.
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