There was widespread confusion at Augusta National today after the holes on the course were filled in with quick-drying cement to stop Tiger Woods having sex with them.
“This is ridiculous,” a golfer said. “We can’t play golf without golf holes.”
A source conceded that the absence of holes posed a problem for the Masters tournament. “It changes the game somewhat,” he said. “But we must remember that Tiger is at a delicate stage in his recovery from sex addiction.”
“We can’t risk a public relapse,” he added. “Tiger is at the edge – if he slips now we’re all screwed.”
