Doctors say coma man was working for Fas

A man doctors thought was in a vegetative state for 23 years was actually working for Fas, The Mire has learned.

Medical experts believed the unnamed individual had suffered an awful trauma and treated him as though he were in a coma since 1986.

To the astonishment of medical staff, however, the man rose from his bed on Tuesday morning and announced that he had to go and attend the picket line for the public service strike.

“This is an extraordinary breakthrough,” a leading coma specialist said. “We are currently reviewing all of our vegetative state cases to see how many of them just suffer from deep lethargy.”

“Obviously, deep lethargy is also a terrible affliction but there is, nonetheless, a glimmer of hope for many families this morning,” he added.

Tags: Fas, Public Service, public service strike

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