An undercover investigation by The Mire has identified Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny as the ringleader of a secret organisation dedicated to overthrowing the Government.
Mr Kenny’s day-to-day posturing as the ineffectual leader of an irrelevant political party is, in fact, a clever ruse to divert suspicion from his sinister aims.
“It’s hard to credit but he is a ruthless and charismatic rebel,” a source said. “He has a devoted following among the disaffected and deranged.”
“All he has to do is give the word and there will be revolution on the streets,” the source added.
Gardai have confirmed that they are monitoring Kenny’s revolutionary group but are not unduly concerned. “In the event of an Enda Kenny led revolution we advise all citizens to carry on as normal,” a Garda source said. “It’s unlikely to amount to much.”
