A Tullamore woman who insists she has never had sex with John Terry or Tiger Woods has been dismissed as a liar and a delusional fantasist with no grasp on reality.
The married woman from the faithful county maintains that she has no recollection of having a sexual relationship with either man. “It’s not the sort of thing you’d forget, especially when you consider who I usually end up with,” she said.
However, the woman’s mother, accused her of being in denial. “She is a delusional fantasist,” she said. “She would say anything to get attention.”
“She needs to get a grip. You can’t go around telling lies about not having sex,” a spokesman for the catholic church said.
