Fas has conceded defeat in its efforts to hire revolutionaries to put the country back on track. Ads with all the key recruitment agencies have failed to attract a single applicant.
Fas is now preparing a campaign to attract Revolution Tutors from overseas and hopes to role out courses in revolution for the new unemployed early next year.
“People fail to see what great opportunities exist for revolutionaries in this country,” a Fas spokesman said. “A few weeks of flag-waving, a failed rebellion and you are made.”
“These positions carry with them tangible benefits for generations of your family to come. Your unborn grandchildren will be government ministers,” he added.
The spokesman dismissed the suggestion that people here are too docile for revolution even when faced with regular church and state scandals and draconian budgets. “We just need the right type of person to realise that this presents great opportunities for personal enrichment,” he said.
