Fas has already begun the daunting task of retraining the 7000 samurai warriors whose swords were confiscated by Gardai last Monday.
“Theirs is a very specific skill and it is hard to find a suitable alternative for them,” a Fas spokesman said. “Conkers are seen as the best alternative so at the moment we are gently introducing them to the conker concept.”
Fas are housing the samurai warriors in some of the many unused retail units around the country where their only pastime is urinating into buckets of conkers to toughen their skins.
“It is very hard to motivate the warriors at the moment. They are some of the saddest samurais we’ve ever seen,” the spokesman said. “They would fall on their swords if they had any.”
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