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Gardai advise gangsters to approach Gardai with caution

November 19, 2009

The Mire has learned that the special Garda investigation into all gangster-related shootings has issued warnings to gangsters who fear for their lives not to associate with members of An Garda Siochana.

The high profile investigation has found clear evidence that the overwhelming majority of murdered gangsters were known to Gardai. “There is a pattern emerging here,” a Garda spokesman said. “Our advice to gangsters is to keep a low profile and try not to come to the attention of Gardai.”

“Our message to gangsters is that being known to Gardai could seriously damage their health. So don’t get caught, approach Gardai with caution, and, whatever you do, don’t be a grass. No one likes a grass,” the source continued.

Two days ago the special Garda investigation advised gangsters to use public transport to avoid being shot while sitting in parked cars. It is understood that the country’s gangsters are puzzled but pleased with the efforts of the Gardai on their behalf.

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