Government to ‘rid’ Ireland of disabled by 2016

March 4, 2013
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The Government today unveiled plans to force disabled people to emigrate by 2016.

“We’ve got rid of their mobility allowance. We’re getting rid of their home adaptation grant,” a government source said.

“And we’ll be rid of them when they emigrate*. It serves them right – everyone knows they wrecked the economy.”

“It is clear Ireland is headed in the right direction and there is light at the end of this tunnel,” Taoiseach Enda Kenny said.

*The source reluctantly accepted that the mobility allowance could be reinstated on a once-off basis to facilitate emigration.

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