Taoiseach Enda Kenny shocked the people of Ireland yesterday by revealing that he is Enda Kenny.
Speaking in Davos at the World Economic Forum, Mr Kenny revealed that behind his carefully constructed image as a bit of a gobshite he is actually a bit of a gobshite.
The revelation was devastating for the people of Ireland who have witnessed him being a bit of a gobshite for over 30 years.
“We would never have voted for that Enda Kenny fella if we’d known he was that Enda Kenny fella,” everyone said.
