Energetic Minister Eamon Ryan is expected to reveal plans for rugby to ditch the oval ball in favour of the round one later today.
In a move that may further anger IRFU officials, the Minister apparently plans sweeping changes to the game of rugby.
“He loves rugby,” a source said. “He just thinks it could be so much better and more popular if you could dribble or head the ball. And why have a set of goals but no goalkeeper? It could be such a beautiful game.”
In other news, it is also believed that the Energetic Minister plans to get Ryanair to raise their prices and introduce free meals and premium seats for passengers. “What can we say,” said the source, “the Minister is very energetic.”
