Ryanair’s running of the health service is over less than one month after it begun. The airline had agreed to take over the role of the Health Service Executive (HSE) and outsource all treatment to Spain but sources say Ryanair bosses could not tolerate the number of disabled passengers they had to facilitate.
This appeared to be a perfect arrangement for the beleaguered HSE as it enabled them to concentrate their efforts on meaningless studies instead of the dated notion of curing people.
The arrangement faltered when it became clear that many of Ryanair’s “Health” passengers were actually ill and required special treatment. “We just don’t understand these people,” a Ryanair source said. “They have endured years of neglect from the HSE. All we asked was a few more hours of neglect from us and they would have a chance of proper treatment.”
“They just wouldn’t listen. Some of them wouldn’t even get off their stretchers,” the source added. “Bloody invalids!”
