Sexperts fear quitting golf could damage Tiger’s ‘game’

Some of the world’s leading sexperts are concerned that Tiger Woods’ decision to quit golf “indefinitely” could have a terrible impact on his performance between the sheets.

“Sexual athletes are not like other athletes,” one sexpert said. So much of their game is confidence. And it is the little things, like perhaps a round of golf, that help them to remain calm and confident during the sex act.

“I have always felt,” another sexpert said, “that a large part of what made Tiger such a great sexual athlete was the fact that he played golf. It is precisely because he drives straight down the middle of the fairway in golf that he gets to spend so much of his sex life in the rough.”

Although the sex industry is concerned that Tiger may never reach the heights of the past few years an industry analyst called for perspective. “We need to look at this calmly,” he said. “Tiger has quit golf. He didn’t say anything about giving up sex.”

Tags: golf, sex, Tiger Woods

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