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Confusion as Augusta holes cemented so as not to tempt Tiger

By Donal Conaty

There was widespread confusion at Augusta National today after the holes on the course were filled in with quick-drying cement to stop Tiger Woods  having sex with them. »

Officials consider hiring on-course milfs to entice Tiger back to golf

By Donal Conaty

The Mire has learned that senior officials in professional golf are considering hiring on-course milfs to entice Tiger Woods back to the professional game. »