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	<title>The Mire &#187; Augusta National</title>
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	<description>Irish news and current affairs skewed. On a clear day you can see the confusion for miles.</description>
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		<title>Confusion as Augusta holes cemented so as not to tempt Tiger</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Augusta National]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was widespread confusion at Augusta National today after the holes on the course were filled in with quick-drying cement to stop Tiger Woods  having sex with them.
&#8220;This is ridiculous,&#8221; a golfer said. &#8220;We can&#8217;t play golf without golf holes.&#8221;
A source conceded that the absence of holes posed a problem for the Masters tournament. &#8220;It changes the game [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Officials consider hiring on-course milfs to entice Tiger back to golf</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 08:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Mire has learned that senior officials in professional golf  are considering hiring on-course milfs to entice Tiger Woods back to the professional game.

Golf has suffered a nose-dive in popularity since Tiger stepped back from the  game following revelations about extra-marital affairs. &#8220;Golf needs Tiger&#8230; if Tiger needs milfs we can get milfs,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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