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Posts Tagged ‘ Bertie Ahern ’

Libya unlikely to accept exchange of Bertie for Gaddafi

August 29, 2011

Unlikely sources have told The Mire that the Government is considering offering asylum to Libya’s Colonel Muammar Gaddafi if Libya takes former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern.
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A New Year’s Eve vigil under portrait of Bertie

December 31, 2010

IMF Diary: How strange. Dermot asked me to meet him under the portrait of Bertie Ahern in the Department of Finance.
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Illusionist Ahern made economy appear to appear then disappear

December 31, 2010

Self-celebrated supposed Statesman and amateur magician Bertie Ahern has announced he will not run for Dáil Éireann at the next general election.
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Surrealist comedian Bertie Ahern advises Poland on good government

October 28, 2010

Internationally renowned surrealist comedian Bertie Ahern has said he wished he had known the importance of keeping tight control of financial institutions  when he was taoiseach.
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End of days heralded as politicians abandon self-interest

April 28, 2010

There are fears for the very fabric of society today as the nation struggles to accept that the political classes have abandoned self-interest.
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Bertie prepared to accept Máire Geoghegan-Quinn pension

April 27, 2010

Former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern might be prepared to accept Máire Geoghegan-Quinn’s pension if there are constitutional difficulties in the State receiving it.
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The Mire reflects on a pig’s mickey of a year – twisted and crooked

December 24, 2009

It was a year that began with a visit from several British MPs to Dail Eireann to study the mystifying way in which our TDs resisted resigning.
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Bertie to leave politics to focus on MeHole

September 14, 2009

The Mire has learned that former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern is to retire from politics before the next general election to focus on MeHole, an internet site which he believes will rival the likes of Facebook, MySpace and Twitter.
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