Fact-finding missions to the London Olympics and Euro 2012 could be facilitated by a second bailout of the Irish economy.
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New bailout to fund Olympics and Euro 2012 junkets
‘Tinpan’ Bertie’s money magic to make Chinese boom boomier
Experts believe the Chinese economy is on the cusp of a miraculous boom after former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern visited there three times this year.
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Garda concern about welfare of ‘unloved and insecure’ economy
Gardaí have appealed for information on the whereabouts of the Irish economy after it emerged that officials in the Department of Finance have not seen it for several weeks.
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Irish economy may be subject of do not resuscitate order
Ireland may have to accept a Do Not Resuscitate order for its economy according to informed opinion in medical circles.
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Expert seeks referendum to protect economy from finance ministers
A leading authority on the constitution wants Ireland to hold a referendum to protect the economy from finance ministers, bankers, accountants and economists.
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IMF assumes control of economy during X Factor, Govt unaware
The Mire can reveal that the Government is unaware that the IMF took over the running of the economy during Saturday’s X Factor show.
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Majority of Irish children no longer believe in the Economy
In a sign that the recession is starting to erode our most cherished customs and traditions, The Mire has learned that most Irish children no longer believe in the Economy.
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Four year plan postponed while merits of war considered
The Government has postponed announcing its four year plan for the economy while it considers an ingenious suggestion from backbench TD Johnny Brady to resolve our problems by creating a bigger one.
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Insurance claim on Economy fails as premium not paid
Gardai say they are looking for four well-dressed middle aged men with minders after an attempt was made to torch the economy last night.
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Party leaders expected to find that they are all afraid of Mary Harney
A meeting of the leaders of the four main political parties this afternoon is expected to find that they are all afraid of Mary Harney.
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