Taoiseach Enda Kenny shocked the people of Ireland yesterday by revealing that he is Enda Kenny.
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Irish people devastated by Enda Kenny revelation in Davos
Elephant in the Room says it is not responsible for all the world’s woes
The Elephant in the Room is considering taking legal action against columnists and analysts everywhere for laying the world’s problems at it’s feet.
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Cowen convinces doubting Kenny that he ‘really will’ be Taoiseach
Last minute efforts this morning just managed to convince Enda Kenny that he really will be elected Taoiseach when the 31st Dáil meets at noon today.
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Enda’s imaginary friend Paddy ‘could be the real Taoiseach’
Psychologists and Fine Gael strategists were this morning united in the belief that having an imaginary friend could help make Enda Kenny a better Taoiseach.
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Gardaí warn public that canvassers and candidates still pose a threat
Gardaí have warned that the possibility of being accosted by general election canvassers and candidates still exists and advised people to avoid public areas and their homes for another day.
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Even Enda might not be able to screw up becoming Taoiseach now
Opinion is divided as to whether Enda Kenny is competent enough at being incompetent to ruin his own chances of becoming Taoiseach in tonight’s leaders’ debate.
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Enda likely to watch Big Fat Gypsy Weddings during leaders’ debate
Taoiseach in Waiting in Hiding Enda Kenny will be watching Big Fat Gypsy Weddings on Channel 4 during the latter stages of tonight’s leaders’ debate on TV3, The Mire has learned.
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Mire intervention paves way for Kenny to take part in debate
After days of tedious negotiations The Mire believes it has delivered a compromise solution that could see Enda Kenny take part in the leaders’ debate on TV3 tomorrow.
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Leaders neck and neck in causing voters to suffer anxiety disorders
A Mire opinion poll has found that Enda Kenny, Eamon Gilmore and Micheál Martin are neck and neck in causing people to become distracted and develop nervous twitches.
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Too close to election to replace Kenny with Cowen – Fine Gael
Fine Gael sources have dismissed as completely irresponsible suggestions that they have been in talks with Brian Cowen about assuming the leadership of the party.
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