German Chancellor Angela Merkel is understood to be quite besotted with the boys and thinks Ireland should now be welcomed back to the bosom of Europe.

However, French President Nicolas Sarkozy is understood to feel snubbed by the duo after he asked them what they did with their hair to make them look so tall.

“You’re crazy Sarkozy. You’l never be tall,” John or Edward are understood to have said.

The commission has asked the Government and all interested parties to ensure that Waters Eurosong entry is not selected for this year’s Eurovision song contest.

UNCFCOL said it would be a great humanitarian gesture if the government intervened on the matter.

“It is also in your interests,” a spokesman said. “All of Europe is ridiculing Greece now, you don’t want them ridiculing you again. Remember what it feels like.”