President Nicolas Sarkozy of France is said to be devastated that he can not become Emperor of the EU as he has participated in elections.
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Devastated Sarkozy finds disdain is not enough
Tensions at top of EU over renaming colonised countries
There are fears of a rift between Germany, France and the European Central Bank over renaming countries after they assume control of them.
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French deny dreaming up tax rate while laughing at Sarkozy
Sources in French government circles have angrily denied that they came up with their corporate tax rate while laughing at their President Nicolas Sarkozy.
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Gardai say no evidence Guinness fire was started by FAI
Gardai have said there is no evidence to support the allegation that yesterday’s fire at the Guinness brewery was started by senior figures in the FAI.
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FIFA offers Delaney title of Official Gimp to Sepp Blatter
The Mire can reveal that FIFA president Sepp Blatter is to offer FAI supremo John Delaney the honourary title of Official Gimp to Sepp Blatter as moral compensation for Ireland’s World Cup qualifier loss to France.
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FIFA says No but Delaney says ‘Sod Them – We Go!’
“Pack your bags and raid your credit unions,” was the defiant message emerging from FAI sources this morning as it became clear that the sinister organisation’s chief executive, John Delaney, is determined to bring Ireland to World Cup 2010 in South Africa irrespective of FIFA or Sepp Blatter’s wishes.
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FAI asks Man City star to change his name to bring closure
With the crucial World Cup qualifier against France set for tomorrow the FAI has attempted to close the door on the long-running Stephen Ireland saga by asking him to change his surname.
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