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Posts Tagged ‘ Gardai ’

Fas retrain sad samurai warriors to use conkers

November 6, 2009

Fas has already begun the daunting task of retraining the 7000 samurai warriors whose swords were confiscated by Gardai last Monday.
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Country counts Halloween cost as politicians run amok

November 2, 2009

The country was this morning counting the cost after a weekend of savage debauchery as gangs of Government ministers, TDs and their aides ran riot.
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Government survives ‘Drinkgate’ with shocking bad hangover

October 22, 2009

Late night negotiations in the Dail bar to resolve the backbench rebellion which has become known as the Drinkgate crisis broke up at 6 am this morning with tentative signs of agreement.
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