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Officials consider hiring on-course milfs to entice Tiger back to golf

By Donal Conaty

The Mire has learned that senior officials in professional golf are considering hiring on-course milfs to entice Tiger Woods back to the professional game. »

The Mire reflects on a pig’s mickey of a year – twisted and crooked

By Donal Conaty

It was a year that began with a visit from several British MPs to Dail Eireann to study the mystifying way in which our TDs resisted resigning. »

Sexperts fear quitting golf could damage Tiger’s ‘game’

By Donal Conaty

Some of the world’s leading sexperts are concerned that Tiger Woods’ decision to quit golf “indefinitely” could have a terrible impact on his performance between the sheets. »

Local golfer admits ‘transgressions’, feels bond with Tiger

By Donal Conaty

A Mulhuddart golfer was so moved by Tiger Woods’ statement about his “transgressions” that he has issued a similar statement in a desperate attempt to save his marriage. »