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		<title>Officials consider hiring on-course milfs to entice Tiger back to golf</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 08:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Mire has learned that senior officials in professional golf  are considering hiring on-course milfs to entice Tiger Woods back to the professional game.

Golf has suffered a nose-dive in popularity since Tiger stepped back from the  game following revelations about extra-marital affairs. &#8220;Golf needs Tiger&#8230; if Tiger needs milfs we can get milfs,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mire reflects on a pig&#8217;s mickey of a year &#8211; twisted and crooked</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a year that began with a visit from several British MPs to Dail Eireann to study the mystifying way in which our TDs resisted resigning.
Then there was the shocking news that the Celtic Tiger was caused by inappropriate alcoholism.
There was good news when the HSE announced that Ryanair would take over the running [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sexperts fear quitting golf could damage Tiger&#8217;s &#8216;game&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of the world&#8217;s leading sexperts are concerned that Tiger Woods&#8217; decision to quit golf  &#8220;indefinitely&#8221; could have a terrible impact on his performance between the sheets.
&#8220;Sexual athletes are not like other athletes,&#8221; one sexpert said. So much of their game is confidence. And it is the little things, like perhaps a round of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local golfer admits &#8216;transgressions&#8217;, feels bond with Tiger</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Mulhuddart golfer was so moved by Tiger Woods&#8217; statement about his &#8220;transgressions&#8221; that he has issued a similar statement in a desperate attempt to save his marriage.
At a hastily convened press conference attended by nobody, crap golfer Con Mahon admitted that he had often considered being unfaithful to his wife. &#8220;I tried a couple [...]]]></description>
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