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Posts Tagged ‘ Government ’

Think tank recommends taxing rain water as it falls

March 29, 2011

A government think tank has recommended taxing rain water as it falls as the most efficient means of introducing a water tax.
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No proof that Govt ministers were on a drug called Charlie Sheen

March 1, 2011

The Mire‘s medical expert has found no evidence that ministers serving in the last Irish government were on a drug called Charlie Sheen.
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Poll reveals 100% of Irish people would like to emigrate to Belgium

February 25, 2011

A survey by The Mire has found that 100 per cent of Irish people would like to emigrate to Belgium immediately.
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Government at a loss to explain why anyone in right mind would trust it

January 28, 2011

Government sources say they cannot explain why an Edelman Trust Barometer survey found that 20 per cent of Irish people still have trust in the Government.
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Government departments celebrate efficiency of their inefficiency

January 12, 2011

A review of spending in 2010 across all government departments has found that no opportunity to waste money was wasted.
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Dept for completely overhauling needs to be completely overhauled

December 15, 2010

The Government department responsible for completely overhauling things needs to be completely overhauled,  The Mire has learned.
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Being a Green in govt is like being a water buffalo in Apocalypse Now

December 3, 2010

Being a Green in government is like being a water buffalo in Apocalypse Now, a source in the party has said.
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IMF assumes control of economy during X Factor, Govt unaware

November 15, 2010

The Mire can reveal that the Government is unaware that the IMF took over the running of the economy during Saturday’s X Factor show.
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Four year plan postponed while merits of war considered

November 5, 2010

The Government has postponed announcing its four year plan for the economy while it considers an ingenious suggestion from backbench TD Johnny Brady to resolve our problems by creating a bigger one.
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Govt prepared to go to any length to get prosecutions against Govt

November 1, 2010

The Government is believed to be willing to use any law in the land to get prosecutions against itself for its part in the economic crisis, The Mire has learned.
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