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Posts Tagged ‘ Greens ’

Cabinet ‘great craic now’ as Cowen becomes Minister for Everything

January 20, 2011

Government sources say the Cabinet has  a more enjoyable work environment since Taoiseach Brian Cowen became  Minister for Everything last night following the resignations of four more Ministers.
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Celebrity ego fuel to revive economy and save planet

October 30, 2009

Despite all indications to the contrary, it now seems likely that a Green Party energy initiative is going to save the Government, the economy, the country and the planet.
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TDs to bring toilet roll to work, but not yet ready to be toilet-trained

October 14, 2009

The Brutalised Taxpayers’ Association (BTA) has welcomed news that TDs and Senators will bring toilet roll to work with them in future to help curb rampant costs.
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Green leaders caught urinating in neighbours’ compost bins

October 9, 2009

Vital talks between Fianna Fail and the Green Party on revising the Programme for Government had to be delayed this morning as some members of the Green negotiating team were helping Gardai with their enquiries.
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Sargent launches waterproof Jesus Sandals for organic farmers

September 15, 2009

Ireland’s Minister for Food and Horticulture Trevor Sargent has announced an exciting technological development for the organic farming community which will enable organic farmers to walk on water without getting their feet wet.
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Cowen fears ‘a very Irish coup’

July 1, 2009

The Mire has learned that a major row has erupted between Taoiseach Brian Cowen and Justice Minister Dermot Ahern over legislation to criminalise the act of directing a criminal gang. The Taoiseach fears that the legislation could be used to remove him from office.
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TDs to apply for jobs subsidy scheme

June 24, 2009

The Government’s proposed temporary employment subsidy scheme has been warmly received by Fianna Fail and Green TDs, councillors and party workers all of whom expect to apply for the subsidy.
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