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Posts Tagged ‘ health service ’

A bridge too far as roads become motorways

July 14, 2009

Top civil servants in key Government departments are slowly coming to terms with the realisation that their political masters are on holiday and no longer need constant therapy, counselling and reassurance. The development has freed the mandarins to get back to running the country and they have already come up with some exciting solutions...
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Ryanair abandons healthcare – ‘bloody invalids!’

July 6, 2009

Ryanair’s running of the health service is over less than one month after it begun. The airline had agreed to take over the role of the Health Service Executive (HSE) and outsource all treatment to Spain but sources say Ryanair bosses could not tolerate the number of disabled passengers they had to facilitate.
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Ryanair to run health service, HSE to focus on ARSE

June 10, 2009

The Mire can exclusively reveal that the Health Service Executive (HSE) is preparing to make a clean break with health care in order to concentrate on meaningless studies. Remarkably, we have discovered that Ryanair is to take over the health service and outsource all treatment to Spain. Patients will be able to avail of...
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