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HSE to use ‘Mountjoy’ nets to stop illicit codeine distribution
The HSE is seeking permission from An Bord Pleanala to place nets around pharmacists and their shops to prevent them from throwing codeine to their customers. »
HSE finds that other people’s well-being is major cause of stress
Research has shown that other people’s well-being is more stressful than unemployment, ill-health, mortgage arrears or childbirth. »
HSE admits erroneously informing 233 people that they were born
The Health Service Executive (HSE) has admitted it is investigating hundreds of incidents where people were erroneously informed that they had been born. »
Career criminals to be taken into care by HSE
A review of the criminal justice system is expected to recommend that career criminals and repeat offenders be taken into care by the HSE instead of being sentenced to prison terms. »
HSE looks to rebrand state care to eliminate needless confusion
HSE chiefs under pressure over the numbers of children who have died in state care are understood to believe that the core problem is that state care is in fact misnamed. »
HSE to ask church to assume responsibility for child welfare
The HSE is to ask the Catholic Church to assume its responsibility for child welfare so it can focus its efforts on destroying the lives of the elderly. »
HSE finds that health deteriorates when you try to take care of it
Revolutionary research by the HSE has discovered that people’s health begins to deteriorate as soon as they start to take care of it. »
HSE urges parents to lie to wean children off trusting relationships
Parents here don’t lie to children often enough and encourage them to have unrealistic and unhealthy expectations in life, according to a Health Service Executive (HSE) report. »
HSE warns ambulances not to take members of public to hospital
The Health Service Executive (HSE) has warned ambulance staff not to carry patients to hospitals in any circumstances. »
Parents urged to ridicule fat kids in battle against obesity
A multi-million euro initiative aimed at tackling obesity in children has recommended that parents and teachers publicly ridicule fat kids for their own good. »