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		<title>HSE finds that other people&#8217;s well-being is major cause of stress</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/hse-finds-that-other-peoples-well-being-is-major-cause-of-stress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 07:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[green tea]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Research has shown that other people&#8217;s well-being is more stressful than unemployment, ill-health, mortgage arrears or childbirth.
The research, carried out by HSE officials during overseas trips on unvouched expenses, found that a general sense of well being and cheerfulness is profoundly depressing for those around you.
&#8220;Any kind of well being is an issue but the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HSE admits erroneously informing 233 people that they were born</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/hse-admits-erroneously-informing-233-people-that-they-were-born/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 06:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health Service Executive]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[taken into care]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Health Service Executive (HSE) has admitted it is investigating hundreds of incidents where people were erroneously informed that they had been born.
In all 233 individuals and their extended families were today coming to terms with the reality of not existing.
&#8220;In many cases it seems that we told women who came in for routine appointments [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Career criminals to be taken into care by HSE</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/career-criminals-to-be-taken-into-care-by-hse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 06:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[career criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Department of Justice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[repeat offenders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taken into care]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A review of the criminal justice system is expected to recommend that career criminals and repeat offenders be taken into care by the HSE instead of being sentenced to prison terms.
&#8220;Traditional custodial sentencing has generally allowed criminals to hone their skills in the company of experts in their fields,&#8221; a Department of Justice source said.
&#8220;It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HSE looks to rebrand state care to eliminate needless confusion</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/hse-looks-to-rebrand-state-care-to-eliminate-needless-confusion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/hse-looks-to-rebrand-state-care-to-eliminate-needless-confusion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 08:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[state care]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[HSE chiefs under pressure over the numbers of children who have died in state care are understood to believe that the core problem is that state care is in fact misnamed.
&#8220;People are hung up on the detail. Have 200 died? Have 400? They&#8217;re missing the point because we have given them the wrong impression,&#8221; a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HSE to ask church to assume responsibility for child welfare</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/hse-to-ask-church-to-assume-responsibility-for-child-welfare/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/hse-to-ask-church-to-assume-responsibility-for-child-welfare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 07:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elder abuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The HSE is to ask the Catholic Church to assume its responsibility for child welfare so it can focus its efforts on destroying the lives of the elderly.
&#8220;This insistence that we should keep exact records of every child who dies in our care is demoralising and making us less efficient at elder abuse,&#8221; a source [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HSE finds that health deteriorates when you try to take care of it</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/hse-finds-that-health-deteriorates-when-you-try-to-take-care-of-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/hse-finds-that-health-deteriorates-when-you-try-to-take-care-of-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 06:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[accident and emergency]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GPs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[well being]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Revolutionary research by the HSE has discovered that people&#8217;s health begins to deteriorate as soon as they start to take care of it.
The study, which looked at people attending GP clinics and accident emergency departments found that a significant percentage of those who presented were, in fact, ill.
&#8220;This happened too often for it to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HSE urges parents to lie to wean children off trusting relationships</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/hse-urges-parents-to-lie-to-wean-children-off-trusting-relationships/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/hse-urges-parents-to-lie-to-wean-children-off-trusting-relationships/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 08:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[public representatives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[report]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Parents here don&#8217;t lie to children often enough and encourage them to have unrealistic and unhealthy expectations in life, according to a Health Service Executive (HSE) report.
The Lie Early Lie Often report encourages parents to wean children off trusting relationships before trust begins to develop. &#8220;Children grow up with unrealistic expectations from life because parents [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HSE warns ambulances not to take members of public to hospital</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/hse-warns-ambulances-not-to-take-members-of-public-to-hospital/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/hse-warns-ambulances-not-to-take-members-of-public-to-hospital/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ambulance staff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health Service Executive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patients]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://themire.net/?p=965</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Health Service Executive (HSE) has warned ambulance staff not to carry  patients to hospitals in any circumstances.
The move follows concerns that by taking patients on board ambulances might inadvertently accept a duty of care. &#8220;Obviously this would not be desireable or practical,&#8221; a HSE spokesman said.
&#8220;In future only ambulance staff should ride in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parents urged to ridicule fat kids in battle against obesity</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/parents-urged-to-ridicule-fat-kids-in-battle-against-obesity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/parents-urged-to-ridicule-fat-kids-in-battle-against-obesity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HSE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obesity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obesity in children]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A multi-million euro initiative aimed at tackling obesity in children has recommended that parents and teachers publicly ridicule fat kids for their own good.
Other recommendations in the report by the HSE&#8217;s Controller of Fat Kids include making tubby children run alongside the car on shopping trips and setting killer dogs on them.
&#8220;This is about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mire reflects on a pig&#8217;s mickey of a year &#8211; twisted and crooked</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/the-mire-reflects-on-a-pigs-mickey-of-a-year/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themire.net/the-mire-reflects-on-a-pigs-mickey-of-a-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a year that began with a visit from several British MPs to Dail Eireann to study the mystifying way in which our TDs resisted resigning.
Then there was the shocking news that the Celtic Tiger was caused by inappropriate alcoholism.
There was good news when the HSE announced that Ryanair would take over the running [...]]]></description>
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