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Ryan to reveal plans for rugby to replace oval ball with round one
Energetic Minister Eamon Ryan is expected to reveal plans for rugby to ditch the oval ball in favour of the round one later today. »
Besotted Coughlan loves watching O’Leary disappear up his own arse
Tanaiste Mary Coughlan has become completely besotted with Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary and has told staff to clear her diary so that she can spend more time with him. »
The Mire reflects on a pig’s mickey of a year – twisted and crooked
It was a year that began with a visit from several British MPs to Dail Eireann to study the mystifying way in which our TDs resisted resigning. »
Huge setback for HSE as citizens are allergic to well being
Disaster has struck the Health Service Executive’s (HSE) ambitious plan to solve all the country’s health problems by spraying citizens with WellBeing, the new perfume created by Givenchy in association with the HSE. »
HSE banks on ‘WellBeing’ perfume to cure all ills
The Health Service Executive (HSE) has bounced back from its disastrous attempt to hand health services over to Ryanair and announced a joint venture with Givenchy to produce WellBeing a perfume which it is hoped will completely eliminate the need for any form of health care. »
Ryanair abandons healthcare – ‘bloody invalids!’
Ryanair’s running of the health service is over less than one month after it begun. The airline had agreed to take over the role of the Health Service Executive (HSE) and outsource all treatment to Spain but sources say Ryanair bosses could not tolerate the number of disabled passengers they had to facilitate. »
Ryanair to run health service, HSE to focus on ARSE
The Mire can exclusively reveal that the Health Service Executive (HSE) is preparing to make a clean break with health care in order to concentrate on meaningless studies. Remarkably, we have discovered that Ryanair is to take over the health service and outsource all treatment to Spain. Patients will be able to avail... »