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		<title>Ryan to reveal plans for rugby to replace oval ball with round one</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 07:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Eamon Ryan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Energetic Minister Eamon Ryan is expected to reveal plans for rugby to ditch the oval ball in favour of the round one later today.
In a move that may further anger IRFU officials, the Minister apparently plans sweeping changes to the game of rugby.
&#8220;He loves rugby,&#8221; a source said. &#8220;He just thinks it could be so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Besotted Coughlan loves watching O&#8217;Leary disappear up his own arse</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[300 jobs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tanaiste Mary Coughlan has become completely besotted with Ryanair boss Michael O&#8217;Leary and has told staff to clear her diary so that she can spend more time with him.
&#8220;He is amazing,&#8221; the Tanaiste is believed to have told staff. &#8220;He can disappear up his own arse and reappear out of mine. I could watch him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mire reflects on a pig&#8217;s mickey of a year &#8211; twisted and crooked</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a year that began with a visit from several British MPs to Dail Eireann to study the mystifying way in which our TDs resisted resigning.
Then there was the shocking news that the Celtic Tiger was caused by inappropriate alcoholism.
There was good news when the HSE announced that Ryanair would take over the running [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Huge setback for HSE as citizens are allergic to well being</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/setback-for-hse-as-citizens-are-allergic-to-well-being/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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Disaster has struck the Health Service Executive&#8217;s (HSE) ambitious plan to solve all the country&#8217;s health problems by spraying citizens with WellBeing, the new perfume created by Givenchy in association with the HSE.
WellBeing has turned out to be a huge liability that may yet sound the death knell for any form of health care. Initially [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HSE banks on &#8216;WellBeing&#8217; perfume to cure all ills</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Health Service Executive (HSE) has bounced back from its disastrous attempt to hand  health services over to Ryanair and announced a joint venture with Givenchy to produce WellBeing a perfume which it is hoped will completely eliminate the need for any form of health care. 
The HSE has invested heavily in the new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ryanair abandons healthcare &#8211; &#8216;bloody invalids!&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/ryanair-abandon-healthcare-bloody-invalids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ryanair&#8217;s running of the health service is over less than one month after it begun. The airline had agreed  to take over the role of the Health Service Executive (HSE) and outsource all treatment to Spain but sources say Ryanair bosses could not tolerate the number of disabled passengers they had to facilitate.
This appeared [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ryanair to run health service, HSE to focus on ARSE</title>
		<link>http://www.themire.net/ryanair-to-run-health-service-hse-to-focus-on-arse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donal Conaty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Mire can exclusively reveal that the Health Service Executive (HSE)  is preparing to make a clean break with health care in order to concentrate on meaningless studies. Remarkably, we have discovered that Ryanair is to take over the health service and outsource all treatment to Spain. Patients will be able to avail of [...]]]></description>
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