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Govt to reform Tanaiste’s role as not possible to reform Tanaiste
The Government is planning to completely reform Tanaiste Mary Coughlan’s department in next week’s reshuffle after concluding that the Tanaiste herself is beyond reform. »
Ministers told not to mention saints or scholars on St Patrick’s Day
Government Ministers representing the island of saints and scholars at international events on St Patrick’s Day have been told by Taoiseach Brian Cowen not to mention saints or scholars under any circumstances. »
Angry cabinet protests against Government
Traffic was severely disrupted in the centre of Dublin today as angry members of the Cabinet took to the streets to protest against the Government. »
Coughlan ‘completely devastated’ by Cowen’s confidence in her
In a clear signal that he has no confidence in Tanaiste Mary Coughlan, Taoiseach Brian Cowen has stated that he has full confidence in her. Devastatingly Mr Cowen described Ms Coughlan as an “excellent Minister, hard-working and a very good member of Cabinet”. »
Expert recommends botox to tone down Calamity Coughlan
An expert on Tourette’s syndrome has told The Mire that the Tanaiste and Minister for Enterprise, Trade and Employment, Mary Coughlan, may suffer from coprolalia and, therefore, cannot help making a complete tit of herself on occasion. »