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Posts Tagged ‘ Taoiseach ’

Irish people devastated by Enda Kenny revelation in Davos

January 27, 2012

Taoiseach Enda Kenny shocked the people of Ireland yesterday by revealing that he is Enda Kenny.
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Varadkar struggling with urge to run for the Áras

September 21, 2011

Sources close to Transport, Tourism and Sport Minister Leo Varadkar have revealed that he is struggling with a desperate desire to become President of Ireland.
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Dermot willing to learn to make bombs to become President

September 20, 2011

IMF Dublin Diary: Dermot stopped by. He hardly spends any time in the Dáil. “It’s so depressing,” he says. “They actually eat in that awful canteen.”
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‘Tinpan’ Bertie’s money magic to make Chinese boom boomier

September 19, 2011

Experts believe the Chinese economy is on the cusp of a miraculous boom after former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern visited there three times this year.
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Bertie Ahern claims Bertie Ahern ruined his life

September 2, 2011

Former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern has said he could still be elected President of Ireland if it wasn’t for Bertie Ahern.
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Libya unlikely to accept exchange of Bertie for Gaddafi

August 29, 2011

Unlikely sources have told The Mire that the Government is considering offering asylum to Libya’s Colonel Muammar Gaddafi if Libya takes former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern.
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Taoiseach dissuaded from wearing ‘I own the Pope’ t-shirt to summit

July 21, 2011

IMF Dublin Diary: I travelled to Brussels with the Taoiseach for this morning’s emergency Euro zone summit.
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Autumn referendum aims to redefine ‘care’ as ‘neglect’

July 8, 2011

Taoiseach referEnda Kenny is planning to hold a referendum in the Autumn in which the Irish people will be asked to redefine ‘care’ as ‘neglect’.
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Another farce with the French as Kenny refuses to ‘faire la bise’

June 24, 2011

IMF Diary: Another farce with the French in Brussels last night. I doubt now that the bailout interest rate will ever be reduced.
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France to support Ireland on bailout and tax only if we take Sarkozy

March 16, 2011

The Mire has learned that secret talks in Paris could lead to a resolution in the stand-off between Ireland and the EU on the EU-IMF bailout terms.
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