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FIFA offers Delaney title of Official Gimp to Sepp Blatter

By Donal Conaty

The Mire can reveal that FIFA president Sepp Blatter is to offer FAI supremo John Delaney the honourary title of Official Gimp to Sepp Blatter as moral compensation for Ireland’s World Cup qualifier loss to France. »

Big Brother makers and Simon Cowell may make reality show here

By Donal Conaty

X Factor producer Simon Cowell and Big Brother producer Endemol are believed to be in negotiations with Taoiseach Brian Cowen about turning events in the country into a reality television show. »

NASA finds life on Mars – Martians enraged by Henry’s cheating

By Donal Conaty

In one of the most extraordinary and exciting developments since man first walked on the moon NASA scientists believe they have found signs of intelligent life on Mars. »