Scotland Yard sources have revealed to The Mire that Social Media has admitted responsibility for the UK riots.
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Shock as social media admits responsibility for UK riots
Impressive resolve as staff boycott newspaper they don’t read
IMF Diary: There will be even less work than usual carried out in the Finance Department today. No one has time for anything but Twitter as they boycott a newspaper they’ve never bought.
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Celebs advised superinjunctions draw attention to affairs
Spin doctors to the stars are advising clients who wish to keep their extramarital affairs secret to advertise them in the pages of national newspapers.
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Sources dismiss claims Sheen asked Tiger to help satisfy twitter fans
Reliable sources close to Charlie Sheen have emphatically dismissed suggestions that he sought help from Tiger Woods to keep his two million plus twitter followers satisfied.
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Europeans to embrace misery in order to be as happy as the Irish
Stable nations across Europe are expected to embrace bankruptcy, profligacy and gleeful incompetence after a survey revealed that the Irish are among the happiest in Europe.
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Lonely Twitter user is fake source for 100s of journalists
Research by The Mire has revealed that 73 per cent of journalists’ sources found on Twitter are the same person. The 47-year-old Dublin man, who lives alone with his dead mother, has responded to hundreds of requests from journalists on Twitter. He has at different stages been a show girl claiming to have had...
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HSE to ban inactive people from wearing active wear
In a desperate bid to promote personal fitness the Government is planning to ban inactive people from wearing active wear, The Mire has learned.
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Bertie to leave politics to focus on MeHole
The Mire has learned that former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern is to retire from politics before the next general election to focus on MeHole, an internet site which he believes will rival the likes of Facebook, MySpace and Twitter.
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