Van Morrison denies affair with Tiger, also denies knowing himself

Monday, January 4, 2010

The Mire is able to reveal that there is still considerable confusion as to whether Tiger Woods and Van Morrison had a baby together over Christmas.

Although initial reports that the couple were proud parents emanated from Van Morrison’s official website the singer later denied the existence of it.

A spokesman for Van Morrison went so far as to say that he had never heard of Tiger Woods. Van Morrison himself then said he had never heard of his spokesman.

“I have never heard of either of those people,” he added when asked whether Van Morrison and Tiger Woods had ever met.

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4 Responses to “Van Morrison denies affair with Tiger, also denies knowing himself”

  1. Van Morrison
    January 4, 2010 at 8:45 am

    I did not read this blog post.

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    January 4, 2010 at 9:15 am

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  3. The Mire
    January 4, 2010 at 10:39 am

    How do you know?

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  4. El Quebin
    January 6, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    My brother alleges that he once saw Van allegedly kick the shit out of his manager’s car. (Hedging and alleging courtesy of Donosti, Goikochea, Itxibitxi, Spaider LLC)

    #259

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