Mark Owen, a member of pop group Take That, is expected to apologise later today for mistakenly believing he had sex with a number of women.
Owen last week claimed to have had sex with as many as 10 women but it is now believed he may have imagined the affairs during a drinking binge.
“We didn’t have sex with him,” women everywhere said. “It’s difficult enough to pretend you’re interested in Tiger Woods.”
After confessing to a string of affairs Owen went on to say he was also battling alcoholism.
“We think the two events are connected,” a source said. “He probably imagined the affairs while drunk and woke up thinking they really happened.”
